Shakespearean knock-knock jokes
Jul. 2nd, 2006 03:08 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
irene221bWho's there? Mandy. Mandy who?
Man delights not me; no, nor woman neither.
Who's there? Toby. Toby who?
To be or not to be, that is the question.
Who's there? Howie. Howie who?
How weary, stale, flat and unprofitable seem to me all those uses of this world.
Who's there? Leon. Leon who?
Lay on, McDuff.
Who's there? 'Tis one. 'Tis one what?
'Tis one thing to be tempted, Escalus, Another thing to fall.
Who's there? Otis. Otis who?
Oh, 'tis foul in here.
Man delights not me; no, nor woman neither.
Who's there? Toby. Toby who?
To be or not to be, that is the question.
Who's there? Howie. Howie who?
How weary, stale, flat and unprofitable seem to me all those uses of this world.
Who's there? Leon. Leon who?
Lay on, McDuff.
Who's there? 'Tis one. 'Tis one what?
'Tis one thing to be tempted, Escalus, Another thing to fall.
Who's there? Otis. Otis who?
Oh, 'tis foul in here.
